TUESDAY IS THE WORST DAY OF THE WEEK. I’ll tell you why. MONDAY sees you refreshed from the weekend. Remember all that fun you had on Saturday and Sunday? It’s still wafting over you, like God’s fart. By WEDNESDAY you’ve made it halfway through the week. If this were WHO WANTS TO BE A MILLIONAIRE, you’d be at $500,000! It’s also hump day, so do with that what you will. THURSDAY is oft referred to as ‘little friday’. You are
We’re so excited to share the news of our little baby miracle! That’s right, we’re having a baby! We thought we’d let everyone know with a little song! Lyrics: We’ve got big news We’ve got to buy some baby shoes I was like BAM, BAM, BAM that p*ssy’s the bomb now I’ma be a Dad and this b*tch gone be a Mom She a freak in the bed on the streets she a lady I made that p*ssy pop now
Join Doctor Professor Alec Wells and his co-star Katherine as they penetrate the world of sexuality! Today’s topic: Sexual Expectations! Expect lots of sexual talk from these two “experts”. We talk about flirting, first dates, naming and shaving your privates, that girl from Ross with the lazy eye, and much more! Sex! For more of Katherine’s perspective, check out her blog at http://yourinnermoppet.tumblr.com Make sure you see the original episode of Human Sexuality!
Ever wonder what it was like being a teenager in the 1950s? Potsy and Pepsi have the opportunity to sleep with the hottest girl in school. There’s just one terrifying catch. Can they put aside their pride and sexuality for a night they’ll never forget? Yes folks, it may have been a simpler time, but matters of the heart are never so simple! In this authentic artifact recovered from the period, experience love, lust, jealousy, and betrayal! Cast: Andy Goldenberg,
Join Doctor Professor Alec Wells and his co-star Katherine as they penetrate the world of sexuality! On today’s show, Alec and Katherine talk about penetration, insertion, premature ejaculation, but NOT yeast infections or abortion! If you have a penis or vagina (or both!), then this is the informative show for you. We’re going to settle the debate on whether or not SIZE MATTERS, and deal with the awkward issue of periods. Want more of Katherine’s perspective? Check out her tumblr
Dear Movie Studios, You’re desperate for ideas. How do I know this? First sequels, then threequels, remakes, and now movies based on board games. It seems as though you’ve squeezed the last bit of juice out of those wrinkly raisins you call brains. WORRY NOT, STUDIO EXECUTIVES! I’m here to save your jobs and save the movie industry. May I present to you… 5 MOVIE IDEAS BASED ON OFFICE SUPPLIES! 1.) PENCIL – THE MOVIE! Join Pete Pencil, the dullest
In part one of “How to Write a Song,” Alec teaches YOU how to brainstorm an idea!
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