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  • How Much We Care About Each State

    How Much We Care About Each State

    We ran a little experiment to see which states were the least and most popular among the four of us in The Outside Joke. Everyone was given an Excel spreadsheet with all the states listed and was told to assign a numerical value between 1-100 for how much he likes each state. I averaged them all and put them in a Google Code chart so we could visualize the data. The results are in! Green depicts the places we like

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  • How to Get Away with Murder, Literally

    How to Get Away with Murder, Literally

    I’ve watched enough TV now to have a pretty good handle on how to do this. You’ve got your Law and Order, your CSI, Bones, Cold Case, First 48, The Wire, Dexter, Dragnet, It Takes a Thief, Matlock, Murder She wrote, Monk, Night Court, etc… I mean come on, with all of the quality programming that illustrates the inner workings of the justice system, how are murders even being figured out anymore. Maybe if we were in the Minority Report

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  • 5 Movie Ideas Based On Office Supplies

    5 Movie Ideas Based On Office Supplies

    Dear Movie Studios, You’re desperate for ideas.  How do I know this? First sequels, then threequels, remakes, and now movies based on board games.  It seems as though you’ve squeezed the last bit of juice out of those wrinkly raisins you call brains. WORRY NOT, STUDIO EXECUTIVES!  I’m here to save your jobs and save the movie industry.  May I present to you… 5 MOVIE IDEAS BASED ON OFFICE SUPPLIES! 1.) PENCIL – THE MOVIE!  Join Pete Pencil, the dullest

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  • China Has Us In Its Icy Fangs

    China Has Us In Its Icy Fangs

    China has us in its icy fangs. Are you aware of this? After much discussion with people who concern themselves with things of this sort, I’ve come to the conclusion that we should start preparing for their furtive invasion. If we can imagine the Chinese America of the future then we can start planning on how best to exploit it. So what would they do first? This is important. We must be able to predict and thereby survive the first

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  • Arby’s = RB’s

    Arby’s = RB’s

    Arby’s has more secrets in its name than the entire Da Vinci code

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