During the span of your 80 years on this earth, you are expected to eat for nearly 3.5 years, spend 6 months on the toilet, 12 years watching TV, 4 years on the telephone, 2 weeks kissing, work for a total of 9 years, sleep for 25 years, be able to put a name to 2,000 people but only able to call 150 of them friends, sleep with 5, fall in love with 2, but have sex 2,580 times. You
People are busy these days. So busy that all they really want is some peace and quiet, maybe do some sailing or spend a night around a camp fire, you know, just to get away from it all. Huh… that’s weird because our ancestors used to do that shit on a daily basis. And oddly enough the reason we’re so busy today is due to those exact same ancestors making what they believed was progress. I’m scared to think that
In the year 2000, I turned fifteen, as did a lot of other people. Here are some of the amazing movies I can remember watching during my formative years. This is in no way a complete list of the movies I saw during that time, it’s just the ones I can remember well enough to know that they had a part in creating me. Every movie listed is from the 90′s or earlier. I encourage you to leave comments regarding
If you want to make this whole smart thing work, make sure you know the word etymology. You should say it at least once somewhere in or around these other facts so that people think you are legitimately interesting rather than a scrub with a pocket full of facts. Etymology is basically the study of how words change over time, it’s their backstory. Considering the ever-dwindling attention span of the new generations, that’s about all the preface I feel
20 things it’s hard to be good at: 1. Grammar – While this should be easy, you will get made fun of if you use it properly in real life. You wouldn’t even be reading this if the title had been “20 things at which it is hard to be good.” 2. Flipping (a lot) – I really don’t think it would take all that much effort for me to learn to do a flip, but have you ever seen
Ever wonder what it was like being a teenager in the 1950s? Potsy and Pepsi have the opportunity to sleep with the hottest girl in school. There’s just one terrifying catch. Can they put aside their pride and sexuality for a night they’ll never forget? Yes folks, it may have been a simpler time, but matters of the heart are never so simple! In this authentic artifact recovered from the period, experience love, lust, jealousy, and betrayal! Cast: Andy Goldenberg,
I’ve watched enough TV now to have a pretty good handle on how to do this. You’ve got your Law and Order, your CSI, Bones, Cold Case, First 48, The Wire, Dexter, Dragnet, It Takes a Thief, Matlock, Murder She wrote, Monk, Night Court, etc… I mean come on, with all of the quality programming that illustrates the inner workings of the justice system, how are murders even being figured out anymore. Maybe if we were in the Minority Report
China has us in its icy fangs. Are you aware of this? After much discussion with people who concern themselves with things of this sort, I’ve come to the conclusion that we should start preparing for their furtive invasion. If we can imagine the Chinese America of the future then we can start planning on how best to exploit it. So what would they do first? This is important. We must be able to predict and thereby survive the first
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